About the Hoodie
Soft. Warm. Comfortable enough to wear while pretending you’re not watching the sky for suspicious lights. This full-zip hoodie is built for grocery-store errands, campfire nights, or standing outside at 3 AM whispering, “...that was definitely not a plane.”
About the Design
“The Government Knows.”
They do.
And now everyone else will too.
Wear this when you want to send a subtle message that says, “I’m not saying it was aliens… but it was aliens.”
Details
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester — soft enough to ruin other hoodies for you
• Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heathers: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (because science)
• Relaxed fit — no judgment belly area
• Three-panel hood for maximum “mysterious silhouette” effect
• Auto-lock zipper (stays where you put it, unlike certain agencies)
• Front kangaroo pockets for snacks, keys, or secret documents
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Production Notes
Made on demand — which means no waste, no bulk storage, and everything looks fresh off the press… because it is.
About the Hoodie
Soft. Warm. Comfortable enough to wear while pretending you’re not watching the sky for suspicious lights. This full-zip hoodie is built for grocery-store errands, campfire nights, or standing outside at 3 AM whispering, “...that was definitely not a plane.”
About the Design
“The Government Knows.”
They do.
And now everyone else will too.
Wear this when you want to send a subtle message that says, “I’m not saying it was aliens… but it was aliens.”
Details
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester — soft enough to ruin other hoodies for you
• Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Other heathers: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (because science)
• Relaxed fit — no judgment belly area
• Three-panel hood for maximum “mysterious silhouette” effect
• Auto-lock zipper (stays where you put it, unlike certain agencies)
• Front kangaroo pockets for snacks, keys, or secret documents
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Production Notes
Made on demand — which means no waste, no bulk storage, and everything looks fresh off the press… because it is.
