Proof is coming — but until then, wear the warning.
This heavyweight tee is built like a field-ready uniform for anyone who’s ever stared into the woods a little too long. Thick, durable, and seriously comfortable, it’s the perfect shirt for late-night campfire arguments, blurry trail-cam reviews, or explaining to your friends (again) why Bigfoot isn’t technically impossible.
The front stays clean and classic.
The back? A bold reminder that the truth isn’t hiding forever.
Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Heavyweight 6.5 oz fabric — built to last
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
1x1 ribbed collar
Single-needle edge stitch
Blank product sourced responsibly
Why it takes a little longer:
Every shirt is printed on demand when you order it. No stockpiles, no waste — just freshly-made gear delivered to you with fewer Bigfoot-sized footprints on the planet.
Proof is coming — but until then, wear the warning.
This heavyweight tee is built like a field-ready uniform for anyone who’s ever stared into the woods a little too long. Thick, durable, and seriously comfortable, it’s the perfect shirt for late-night campfire arguments, blurry trail-cam reviews, or explaining to your friends (again) why Bigfoot isn’t technically impossible.
The front stays clean and classic.
The back? A bold reminder that the truth isn’t hiding forever.
Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Heavyweight 6.5 oz fabric — built to last
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
1x1 ribbed collar
Single-needle edge stitch
Blank product sourced responsibly
Why it takes a little longer:
Every shirt is printed on demand when you order it. No stockpiles, no waste — just freshly-made gear delivered to you with fewer Bigfoot-sized footprints on the planet.
