You don’t have to say a word.
You don’t have to post online.
You don’t even have to look suspicious.
They already know.
This hoodie is for people who’ve accepted that privacy died sometime around 2007 and decided,
“Fine. If they’re watching, they can at least watch me look good.”
Soft fleece keeps you warm while you stand in the woods at 3AM for absolutely no reason.
The oversized fit hides everything you don’t want found.
The heavyweight fabric?
Perfect for when the lights flicker and you’re pretty sure that wasn’t the power grid.
60% cotton, 40% polyester — cozy enough to soothe the existential dread
3-end fleece — soft like a lie you tell yourself
Relaxed, oversized fit — more room to run
Drop shoulders — because you’re tired
Double-layered hood — muffles the sound of helicopters surprisingly well
Ribbed cuffs and waistband — keeps the cold out, keeps the secrets in
Printed on demand — fewer hands touching it… or fewer hands allowed to
Because when the truth finally comes out, you don’t want to be the one wearing a plain hoodie.
You want to be the one who called it.
You don’t have to say a word.
You don’t have to post online.
You don’t even have to look suspicious.
They already know.
This hoodie is for people who’ve accepted that privacy died sometime around 2007 and decided,
“Fine. If they’re watching, they can at least watch me look good.”
Soft fleece keeps you warm while you stand in the woods at 3AM for absolutely no reason.
The oversized fit hides everything you don’t want found.
The heavyweight fabric?
Perfect for when the lights flicker and you’re pretty sure that wasn’t the power grid.
60% cotton, 40% polyester — cozy enough to soothe the existential dread
3-end fleece — soft like a lie you tell yourself
Relaxed, oversized fit — more room to run
Drop shoulders — because you’re tired
Double-layered hood — muffles the sound of helicopters surprisingly well
Ribbed cuffs and waistband — keeps the cold out, keeps the secrets in
Printed on demand — fewer hands touching it… or fewer hands allowed to
Because when the truth finally comes out, you don’t want to be the one wearing a plain hoodie.
You want to be the one who called it.
